Alfie Union Jack Cooler

Alfie …

‘Best of British to ya!’

‘There’s not many where I come from you know?

But I’m British through and through and proud to be wearing the red, white and blue.

I’m made from 100% recycled parts as well, you know.

And, best of all, I’m fully equipped to cool the drinks!

Just fill me full of ice, load me up and I’m ready to go and don’t forget I’ve got a bottle opener on my bum will you.

I’m a bit of a drifter though and like a change of scenery every now and again that’s why I’ve got wheels on my back legs – I love going camping as well by the way, wink, wink.

Unlike my cousin, Brucey, there’s not that many of me so stick me through the shopping cart quick before I become a genuine collectors item that you have to pay four times the price for!’

Alfie the Union Jack Cooler is genuinely bespoke and due to the finite nature of the raw materials needed to breathe life into him his numbers are limited and when he’s gone, he’s gone.

If you have any further queries for Alfie please put them through our Sales Team in the Midlands who will liaise with him and get back to you.

Please Note: The above image is solely for entertainment only – the legs on the drinks cooler itself are rigid and move on wheels. 

Dimensions:
Height: 87cm
Width: 63cm
Depth: 98cm